Our Promise

REALTORS MAKE ALL KINDS OF PROMISES.  HERE IS WHAT WE PROMISE YOU:

• We promise to never refer to any house as darling, a cream puff, or a dollhouse.
• We will never wear a gold blazer or any blazer for that matter.
• We will never tell you, whether in person or on our voicemail, to "make it a great day."
• We won't do the fake-gun-hand-point-thingy and wink unless absolutely necessary.
• We won't ever tell you to do any of the following: think outside the box, square the circle, put lipstick on this pig, put your game-face on, or swing at some low-hanging fruit.
• You will never see any of us posing with a pet in any promotional photo nor will we ever be photographed while on the phone.
• No one will call you scooter, champ, pal, hoss, or LeRoy unless, of course, that's your given name.